A fart in time saves nine.
You can lead a hog to a pigsty but you can’t make him stink.
One good fart deserves another. (Familiar Bulgarian saying)
Let the smeller beware.
A new fart smells clean.
When the czar farts it bursts with pride. (Old Russian saying)
A smelly fart requires many words. (German proverb)
A stuffy nose smells no farts. (Heard at Scotland Yard)
Your fart’s smell is a good mirror. (Irish saying)
A house without a fart is the house of a scoundrel. (Portuguese proverb)
A man is not fragrant just because he never had a chance to stink.
A penny for your farts.
A prudent man does not make a fart his calling card.
A single Russian fart outsmells the Polish nation. (Old Russian saying)
A pig believes everybody farts. (Bedouin adage)
A fart should be smelled from behind. (Swedish proverb)
After smelling the fart of a Greek, check your nose. (Albanian saying)
A fart in Germany is a rose in Rome. (Traditional German proverb)
A fart without a smell is folly. (Latvian lamentation)
Beggars should not blow farts. (Oft-heard admonition on Wall Street)
Better to open a window than curse the smell.
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